V-DAY IN YOUR PJ'S MEATUP [OH YES WE DID]

Even if you *are* with someone, Valentines day has become this big, lame, Hallmark holiday bullshit of a day that you mostly just wanna get over. But if you come on out to our pre V-day Meatup at the Bell House on Thursday, February 11th, we're predicting the following: Valentine's Day this year will NOT suck.

This time around we have a pajama party theme, so it will be fun to dress up (RIGT??). Plus everyone will already have "bedtime" on the brain (we're even doing some sexy bedtime stories), which means they'll all already be thinking about gettin some action. Win/win for you. [Take a look at our collage up above for some PJ tips].

Anyway, all the scoop about the Valentine's Day Meatup is here (and here). And you can get your tix HERE.

You gotta be in it to win it!

WE WANT TO HOOK YOU UP

image: via our buds at Shoot Booth

New Year, new website, and loads of fab new events!

Ok, so unlike the sexy Santa above, real Santa gave us the shaft for Christmas, but we've got a spiffy new home online just in time for MLK day! Hooray civil rights! Hooray getting laid!

Stay tuned for loads of info on upcoming Meatups, as well as some other totally different fun events we have up our sleeves (that's right--we weren't sure what color our parachutes were either, so we decided to mix things up!).

Be prepared to get hook'd up...HARD.