HOLIDAY MEATUP :: NAUGHTY OFFICE PARTY

WEDNESDAY, DEC. 9
7-11pm
THE BELL HOUSE
149 7th Street, Brooklyn, NY



The fictitious company, Home Base Supplies (We make it easy to score!), invites all single Brooklynites to this years NAUGHTY OFFICE PARTY HOLIDAY MEATUP!

Only, unlike real holiday company events, no one is expected to behave on this night.

Instead of lame secret Santa gift exchanges, Hot & SEXY Santas and Ms. Santas (farmers, Michael Grady Robertson of Queens County Farm and Ben Flanner of Greenpoint Rooftop Farm, as well as some surprise hot chicks) will invite the Home Base "staff" to sit in their laps and pose for Christmas card photos. And pre-party, Home Basers will be encouraged to anonymousely fax in racy photocopies of themselves in the hopes of wining the year's Hottest "Employee" honor.

On stage, hilarious comedian Sara Schaefer will award standout Home Base "employees" who've been naughty or nice, and on the decks, DJ Jonny Con Carne (his porn name, of course) will keep the love jams groovin.

To loosen up the crowd, massage therapists will give the single Home Base "staff" free rubdowns (no promises of happy endings though). And to wet everyone's whistle, there will be an hour long open bar featuring strong hard drinks (scotch and sodas) from 7-8pm, and $3 Busch beer (WINK WINK) all night. The Asia Dog truck will also be on site offering its delicious hot dogs to satiate everyone's appetite.

Tickets are $10 in advance, and $15 at the door.